{"product_id":"resting-my-bones-tote-bag","title":"Resting My Bones Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eRESTING MY BONES 🍸💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those days when you need to rest your bones and recharge with a cocktail or three!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a fun skeleton lounging across three Pornstar Martinis, this quirky tote bag is perfect for cocktail lovers, funny gift fans and anyone who enjoys a little dark humour with their drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're heading out shopping, meeting friends for cocktails or simply embracing your love of a good tipple, this tote bag is a fun and eye-catching accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny Design: A relaxed skeleton resting on three Pornstar Martinis, paired with the phrase “Resting My Bones”.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Cocktail Lovers: Ideal for anyone who loves a Pornstar Martini or a cheeky night out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuirky \u0026amp; Unique: A fun design for fans of skeletons, sarcasm and alternative humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryday Use: Great for shopping, carrying everyday essentials or taking along on a night out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift Idea: A brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Halloween, hen parties or your cocktail-loving best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCocktail and martini lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny and sarcastic gift lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHalloween enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGirls' nights out and cocktail evenings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday gifts for friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who appreciates a little dark humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRest your bones, grab your martinis and carry your essentials in style! 🍸💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tote bags are a natural beige with a soft feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey are 41 x 37cm in size and 100% polyester.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Persnickety Co ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56989561192834,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0067\/4381\/8303\/files\/Photo18-10-2026_094529.jpg?v=1792494030","url":"https:\/\/persnicketyco.co.uk\/products\/resting-my-bones-tote-bag","provider":"The Persnickety Co ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}